The Twit Senses Chart

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The Twits

This is the Gorgeous Gooseberries senses chart on The Twits.

Sir Junkalots Manor

Sir Junkalot’s Manor

Sir Junkalot’s house was a in a very dull street around lots of dull house but his stood out like a diamond. The house had roses painted all over the house as well as smiley faces, rainbows, pretty much anything happy would be painted on his big pink pretty house.He had a little white picket fence with flowers growing right in front of them and a lovely

white door with a big smiley face in the middle but…. the front lawn was covered in junk. Mr Junkalot could not throw anything away his stuff was piled stories high. Books ,umbrellas toys, dirty plates, almost anything.  Because of all the things hidden in the junk stunk really bad. Like rotten meat with vomit. It smelt so bad the people next  to the died the day they moved in. In the morning around 5:00 you will see Sir Junkalot spraying perfume all around the front lawn trying to make it smell a little bit decent  but of course it was like trying to make purple paint brighter using black it was impossible.

The inside was horrible. Sir Junkalot had items inside his house from when he was 3 .He owned three wild disease giving mice that he did not buy but found around his house. The 3rd floor is the worst you i'm surprised the roof hasn't collapsed. the only you can walk through that to the bathroom which I Definitely would not recommend using remembering he could not throw anything away. Like I was saying the only way to get there is through a little tunnel which is made out of mouldy cardboard boxes all lined up. He was a wealthy man a decided it was too much work to walk up and down the stairs so he decided to make a slide going through each floor. He puts soap down the slides every morning to make them extra slipp and goes zooming down the slides at the speed of light. The Manor also had a  pool and that pool was sparkly clean but had dirty tissues the size  of mountains piled all around the outside of the pool.

moa

MOA!!!!!.

250 kg.

3 meters high

moas were the size of turkey or a lot bigger

the moa lived longer than the dinosaur

flightless no wings

they used moa bones for fertiliser

moas predator haast eagle

11 species of moa 7 species became smaller

embarrassing moment

I Was So Embarrassed!  

I was in my way down to meet mum and dad in the restaurant

I started dancing in the elevator

I was facing the back of the elevator and I realise that the doors start to open

Then i see 5 adults standing there trying not to laugh I stand in the corner cherry red until we get to ground floor

The Dancing Elevator

My Family was staying at a really fancy chandeliers and fancy carpets and all that expensive stuff hotel me and my sister shared room with a sparkling clean bathroom that was so clean you could see your reflection. Mum and dad shared a big room thats bed were really bouncy we were all on the top floor. I was the last one to go down because I Wanted to have a go in the huge shower. I quickly hurried out the room and waited for an elevator. The doors open and no ones in there. Great. I stepped inside and looked at the mirrors surrounding me I decided this would be a great time to have a quick dance.

It was fun dancing in the elevator and seeing 100 of you dancing in the reflection.  I did some turns and all that stuff and was having a great time with all this excitement I didn't realise the elevator had stopped and the doors were opening but just as they started to open I decided to just to do a little silly move the bum spinner you know the one where you spin on your bum I quickly spin round and round and on the last turn I saw 5 adults standing by the door waiting to be let in. I Quickly scurry into the corner and stand there as still as a cactus and a red as a cherry. I see them trying not to laugh turning purple by the second but just before they exploded I reached the ground floor and rush out. As I sit eating my breakfast I thought of how funny I must of looked spinning on my bum. That was definitely the most embarrassing moment.

Mrs Glob

Mrs Glob has huge ears like elephants grey and huge. In the wind they sway like trees and cling to her face like a sucker fish clinging to its tank. Now Mrs Globs nose is like a long sharp needle  and her nostrils are as big as a whale  reaching from  the very tip of her nose all the way back to her face. Once there was a wasp nest starting to grow and grow. Of course she had to get it removed but what a sight she looked like with wasps going in and out of her noise. Mrs Blobs eyebrows are as big as bushes growing on forehead and i'm not even exaggerating. Normally your eyebrows don't get matted right. Hers do the get matted like a dog that hasn't been brushed from months on end. Mrs Blob would have a sparkling smile only if she brushed her teeth. Her teeth are actually starting to get mould on them and is one is missing here and there. most of them are actually black or black and brown with rotten food. She used to have lovely golden hair shining like the sun until she stopped washing which was about 60 years ago now not only does her hair stand out like its been electrocuted, a green stink follows her around everywhere she goes and I mean STINK! Her chubby arms nearly break the long sleeved floral t shirt she wears when she's cooking. Her toe nails force her to wear 3 sizes bigger shoes than she actually was. And her warts are the size of a 2 dollar coin sprinkled all over her feet. Mrs Glob is a lovely lady but a horrible cook and I mean horrible. Her chocolate chip cookies well  I don't even think she uses chocolate I think she uses mouse and rat dropping and don't even get me started on her lasagna. She is so fat that when she puts her apron on she has to securite with a safety pin. But still her fat hangs over the strap nearly covering the whole apron. every time she comes back from wherever shes gone she has to squeeze right through her little door the quickest time shes done was 5 minutes slowest time 1 hour .Although her tummy  is huge  her bottoms even bigger. Like a boulder trying to get through a little doll house.

In Class we are learning to entertain and describe Mr Billings told us to write about a character called Mrs Glob this is what I came up with. I'm am not finished yet.

Mrs Glob 

 Mrs Glob has huge ears like elephants grey and huge. In the wind they sway like trees and cling to her face like a sucker fish clinging to its tank. Now Mrs Globs nose is like a long sharp needle and her nostrils are as big as a whale reaching from the very tip of her nose all the way back to her face. Once there was a wasp nest starting to grow and grow. Of course she had to get it removed but what a sight she looked like with wasps going in and out of her noise. Mrs Blobs eyebrows are as big as bushes growing on forehead and i'm not even exaggerating. Normally your eyebrows don't get matted right. Hers do the get matted like a dog that hasn't been brushed from months on end. Mrs Blob would have a sparkling smile only if she brushed her teeth. Her teeth are actually starting to get mould on them and is one is missing here and there. most of them are actually black or black and brown with rotten food. She used to have lovely golden hair shining like the sun until she stopped washing which was about 60 years ago now not only does her hair stand out like its been electrocuted, a green stink follows her around everywhere she goes and I mean STINK! Her chubby arms nearly break the long sleeved floral t shirt she wears when she's cooking. Her toe nails force her to wear 3 sizes bigger shoes than she actually was. And her warts are the size of a 2 dollar coin sprinkled all over her feet. Mrs Glob is a lovely lady but a horrible cook and I mean horrible. Her chocolate chip cookies well I don't even think she uses chocolate I think she uses mouse and rat dropping and don't even get me started on her lasagna. She is so fat that when she puts her apron on she has to secure it with a safety pin. But still her fat hangs over the strap nearly covering the whole apron. every time she comes back from wherever shes gone she has to squeeze right through her little door the quickest time shes done was 5 minutes slowest time 1 hour .Although her tummy is huge her bottoms even bigger. Like a boulder trying to get through a little doll house.