In Class we are learning to entertain and describe Mr Billings told us to write about a character called Mrs Glob this is what I came up with. I'm am not finished yet.
Mrs Glob
Mrs Glob has huge ears like elephants grey and huge. In the wind they sway like trees and cling to her face like a sucker fish clinging to its tank. Now Mrs Globs nose is like a long sharp needle and her nostrils are as big as a whale reaching from the very tip of her nose all the way back to her face. Once there was a wasp nest starting to grow and grow. Of course she had to get it removed but what a sight she looked like with wasps going in and out of her noise. Mrs Blobs eyebrows are as big as bushes growing on forehead and i'm not even exaggerating. Normally your eyebrows don't get matted right. Hers do the get matted like a dog that hasn't been brushed from months on end. Mrs Blob would have a sparkling smile only if she brushed her teeth. Her teeth are actually starting to get mould on them and is one is missing here and there. most of them are actually black or black and brown with rotten food. She used to have lovely golden hair shining like the sun until she stopped washing which was about 60 years ago now not only does her hair stand out like its been electrocuted, a green stink follows her around everywhere she goes and I mean STINK! Her chubby arms nearly break the long sleeved floral t shirt she wears when she's cooking. Her toe nails force her to wear 3 sizes bigger shoes than she actually was. And her warts are the size of a 2 dollar coin sprinkled all over her feet. Mrs Glob is a lovely lady but a horrible cook and I mean horrible. Her chocolate chip cookies well I don't even think she uses chocolate I think she uses mouse and rat dropping and don't even get me started on her lasagna. She is so fat that when she puts her apron on she has to secure it with a safety pin. But still her fat hangs over the strap nearly covering the whole apron. every time she comes back from wherever shes gone she has to squeeze right through her little door the quickest time shes done was 5 minutes slowest time 1 hour .Although her tummy is huge her bottoms even bigger. Like a boulder trying to get through a little doll house.
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