Sir Junkalots Manor

Sir Junkalot’s Manor

Sir Junkalot’s house was a in a very dull street around lots of dull house but his stood out like a diamond. The house had roses painted all over the house as well as smiley faces, rainbows, pretty much anything happy would be painted on his big pink pretty house.He had a little white picket fence with flowers growing right in front of them and a lovely

white door with a big smiley face in the middle but…. the front lawn was covered in junk. Mr Junkalot could not throw anything away his stuff was piled stories high. Books ,umbrellas toys, dirty plates, almost anything.  Because of all the things hidden in the junk stunk really bad. Like rotten meat with vomit. It smelt so bad the people next  to the died the day they moved in. In the morning around 5:00 you will see Sir Junkalot spraying perfume all around the front lawn trying to make it smell a little bit decent  but of course it was like trying to make purple paint brighter using black it was impossible.

The inside was horrible. Sir Junkalot had items inside his house from when he was 3 .He owned three wild disease giving mice that he did not buy but found around his house. The 3rd floor is the worst you i'm surprised the roof hasn't collapsed. the only you can walk through that to the bathroom which I Definitely would not recommend using remembering he could not throw anything away. Like I was saying the only way to get there is through a little tunnel which is made out of mouldy cardboard boxes all lined up. He was a wealthy man a decided it was too much work to walk up and down the stairs so he decided to make a slide going through each floor. He puts soap down the slides every morning to make them extra slipp and goes zooming down the slides at the speed of light. The Manor also had a  pool and that pool was sparkly clean but had dirty tissues the size  of mountains piled all around the outside of the pool.